Urbana cultura

This Friday I went to the cultura urbana concert (http://www.culturaurbana.es), Where Redman Nas Beenieman Booba amoungst others were there.

As you all kno I had my phone stolen so pics and vids were impossible, Thats why Youtube is one of the greatest sights on the net cos someone did my job for me, and i didnt even have to pay them, or refuse a reach around.

It was a 2 day event, but we only went to 1 day. On this day was Redman, Beenie man, and the international breakdancing competion. That was beyond AMAZING!!!! Break dancers from all across the globe came to Madrid for the chance of winning 3 grand in euroes. Every team did theyre thing, some better than others but they lapped up their chance to dis the other team by grabbing theyre own balls, flippin the bird, one even went as far as to jump into the battle...stop pull out a gun..hand it back to his team.....then got back to dancing as if to say "we all pack nines but we come here to dance"!!!! I laughed till i nearly choked!! The next battle saw a fight break out and someone had to jump in between the 2 teams doin a 30 second windmill to keep them apart. The best was yet to come though, as Madrids own team entered the battle, everyone was looking at each other in shock as at least 4 members were overweight (grossly) or beyond old. They got down to it and when the first fat dude jumped on as expected he was junk, other members were alot better , and there was some fierce rivalry between the 2 members so they were dissing each other pretty hard, but then a 55 year came from the Madrid team, the crowd cheered feeling sorry for him, the rival dancers laughed and flipped birds when he started

.....but then....it happened.....

the guy preformed a windmill, everyone cheered just that he could do it, then with no hands, the crowed got heated, then using both hands grabbing his balls and laughing, the whole crowed stood up in awww cheering and laughing while this 55 year old guy was doing a windmill grabbing his balls with both hands basically saying "deez nuts in ya mouth" 360 degrees to everyone!!

The rival team couldnt believe it and were destroyed!!
Im still laughing now as it was one of the greatest moments in dance ive seen!

The sun was a good 26 degrees, everyone was mashed, and they mood was amazing.

Watch the redman concert and the video just doesnt do him justice as the energy was sick.

Enjoy

El puta ladrones they stole my picture creatiting device!!!

Yes thats right fans , 2 weeks after canada real, I went to Valencia (the nearest beach to Madrid....2 hours away), and my phone...got....jacked!!!! Even before I got to the Hostaaaaall its gonnnnnneeee. I felt levels of violence never before reached, but decided to put down on lock and take it out the alcohol that night. Looking at the good side my bro will shortly be chucking me his camera fone with a better camera on it so you know....silver lining and all that. Valencia was the shit, i mean it, it was the absolutely shit!! JUst walking round you feel happy, but thats obviously cos its a beach town. That was in the day, in the night, compared to Madrid its nothing, but it has got night clubs with sharks swimming round, a beach (i feel Madrid is robbed so had to mention that again), an elegant style to it, and.....the greatest building of all time which is currently my screen saver, the aquarium-science-museum-opera house!!!! check the pics (obviously not mine)

Oh and update on me, my teaching job ends june 22, so im scrambling to find an engineering job quick, or its surviving as a freelance teacher till i get dimes to either come back to Bristol, or go Miami, or a new adventure in Berlin. Send in your votes in what you think i should do? I love this place more than anywhere so it will be hard if i have to leave.