Day 11

Saturday: day off

The first day off in 4 days, you maybe thinking "what a lazy layabout" but remember I just did a 41 hour week after doing none for 2 weeks.

Didn't even have time for a lye-in before the mad house was kicking off again, but a good type of kicking off, the type of kicking off you do when your excited about the day ahead.

Had to go get some new trainers because i didnt want to mud up my only pair in paint balling, got some more spanish practice via the shop assistant aand picked up a cool pair for 25 euroes.

Me and my house mate were late to the meeting point but it was cool cos the bosses were waiting for us and we got drive about 20 miles of lush madrid in a dropped top car, with its top dropped, and at 27 degrees thats a smile breeding experience.

We got to the place and all of work was there, within 10 minutes we were given 2 pints of beer....am i missing something here? what the hecks going on? As hung over as i was i didnt complain.

We got our gear on and listen to the rules which clearly went straight out of the other ears of all of them, because once shooting started even if someone was shot, so started walking off with hands in the air, they better find some other way of being a farther because they just get the painters in downstairs even though no girls were playing.

After 4 games and loads of tactical play my team lost all 4 games, but it was the American style which was much better than the English. Everyone had war wounds, some got shot in the face through masks, some had huge bruises and i had a camel for a left arm.

We were then plied with more booze that was mandatory even after my protest, this is when i discovered the deviant, This was a colleage who wanted girl, he doesnt care how young or old he just wanted girl, was i seeing him eye up 17 year olds or was i drunk again?

Next go carting, this was much better, zooming around at 45 miles an hour power sliding round corners and ramming peeps into the barriers, the only thing missing was a few red shells and lightning.

As you can see as much as i enjoyed it i wasn't very good.

more booze...

off to a bar, tapas, more booze..

Starting to see the pattern here?

Next we go bowling and my team are junk so the the friendly team competition goes out the window and the wild booze driven behavior starts of bowling, multiple balls and taken each others go.

I looked over my shoulder and seen the diviant talking to a girl, i walk over to see how this is happening since i thought he knew no Spanish, but apparently he does, she looked ok but a bit young, I asked her how old she was, when i heard 14 i had to double check how old the deviant one was, he just replied that "over here they're legal at 13" I asked him again, he said 27, i walked away.


The rest of the night resulted in everyone getting destroyed and everyone bar me and 2 of my 3 house mates going to the bosses house to drink themselves to death.

the next post happened in the same night but deserves its own post.